my slumbering heart

Oh. My. Goodness.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:23:10 -0400

Oh. My. Goodness.

mikefalzone: wealldeservelove: I love this ^.^ …can get...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:06:26 -0400

mikefalzone:

wealldeservelove:

I love this ^.^

…can get it.

Can I keep you?

Jason Sudeikis, Steve Carell and Paul Rudd sit in the stands...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:59:37 -0400

Jason Sudeikis, Steve Carell and Paul Rudd sit in the stands for the NCAA Tournament final between Louisville and Michigan at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta, Georgia, Monday, April 8, 2013.

omg paul.

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Sat, 06 Apr 2013 22:05:51 -0400

There are no words.

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:39:44 -0400

There are no words.

ravenzoe: tyleroakley: MUST. TRY. IMMEDIATELY. oh my god

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:37:46 -0400

ravenzoe:

tyleroakley:

MUST. TRY. IMMEDIATELY.

oh my god

How To Make Love

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 14:04:25 -0400

How To Make Love:

eyesbiglove-crumbs:

mapsofmymind:

marleetargaryen:

About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually they’re gonna have to talk about sex to their kids. And that just freaks me out. I have cats—they were broken, but now they’re fixed—so I don’t have to worry about this. However, if I had the opportunity to suddenly be confronted by my son as a young man asking me for advice about sex… with girls… this is what I would say.

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.

Love, Dad.

ohman

gosh

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Mon, 18 Mar 2013 14:01:57 -0400

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Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:35:22 -0400

#FEMINISM

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 01:21:18 -0500

#FEMINISM

What a stud.

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 16:18:00 -0500

What a stud.

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Tue, 08 Jan 2013 21:41:04 -0500

Ontario, Canada-based photographer Matt Molloy recently created...

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:46:30 -0500

Ontario, Canada-based photographer Matt Molloy recently created a gorgeous series of sky images by stacking multiple photos onto one. The individual photos are most often taken from the timelapses he shoots. The final photo has a stunning painterly effect, almost as if someone had taken a paintbrush to the sky and smeared its beautiful colors.

When asked at 500px how many photos it took to create the one seen above, he replied, “I’m not exactly sure, but I used hundreds of photos to create this one image.”

(Via).

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Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:45:37 -0500

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Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:27:48 -0500

"I have so much of you in my heart."

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 17:49:00 -0500

“I have so much of you in my heart.”

- John Keats (via arpeggia)

oldfilmsflicker:

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 22:55:32 -0500

oldfilmsflicker:

hermionejg: foxy

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 22:50:40 -0500

hermionejg:

foxy

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Sat, 05 Jan 2013 22:50:18 -0500

doctorwho: #THIS HURTS IN UNEXPECTED WAYS #BECAUSE IN THE...

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 21:36:44 -0500

doctorwho:

#THIS HURTS IN UNEXPECTED WAYS #BECAUSE IN THE FIRST GIF SHE’S SAYING GOODBYE TO HER NORMAL BORING LIFE AND TRADING IT FOR ALL OF TIME AND SPACE #AND IN THE SECOND ONE SHE’S DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE #SHE’S GIVING UP ALL OF THE ADVENTURES SHE MIGHT HAVE JUST TO LIVE A CALM MARRIED LIFE WITH RORY #and i bet you anything that the young amy pond in the first gif would have never expected herself to make such a decision #this is what you call character development ladies and gentlemen

Reblogging for the commentary.